Tim wishes he had Brian’s energy, Jeff’s eating habits, Kevin’s computer savvy, Joseph’s singing voice and Derek’s intellect. He doesn’t. Instead, Tim is currently the weekday morning dispatcher for Max Transportation – he keeps the buses on the road and the drivers in their seats, all without panicking. He holds Bachelor degrees from Concordia College in the oxymoronic combination of business and theology. Having ridden the self-employment roller-coaster for more then 20 years (using both of those degrees to their hilts) he now enjoys the relative relaxation of gainful employment with benefits.
He is married to his shining beacon in his darkest hour, Melissa, with whom he has two lovely, talented and brilliant children. They live in simplicity, paying cash, avoiding commercial television and chasing off the AT&T U-verse salesmen. In his spare time he either naps in the sun or tinkers endlessly with his ’66 Ford Econoline hippie van.