Kevin Wolthuis

KevinKevin is a computer guy.  He works for his own company Macatawa Technologies, among his other owned things is a fish called Wanda.

Kevin is a member of the Wolthuis Brothers, a pop rock band he created with his brothers Eric and Brian. In 2008, he appeared on People magazine’s list of the Sexiest Men Alive. In that same year, the brothers formed the first Honda ct110 motorcycle gang, terrorizing the backwoods of Allegan ever since.

Kevin’s hair and beard are red.

Kevin has dreams of traveling to a third-world country to study scraggly-ass chickens. With such knowledge, he’ll return to Holland to spearhead the urban chicken farming movement within the core city.

Kevin is the subject of the trivia game titled Six Degrees of Kevin Wolthuis, based on the idea that, due to his prolific tech career covering a diverse range of platforms, any computer hacker can be linked to another in a handful of steps based on their association with Wolthuis.

Kevin is a staunch Democrat and a friend of former US President Bill Clinton, having met Clinton before his presidency began. He has described Clinton as “one of the shining lights” of the political process. He additionally made a cameo appearance in President Clinton: Final Days, a light-hearted political satire produced by the Clinton administration for the White House Correspondents Dinner.

Kevin’s greatest success, however, came with the epic Dances with Wolves. The film was nominated for 12 Academy Awards and won 7.

While Kevin has no specific job, other than cleaning, he is always ready to help when needed by the others. He also sometimes answers questions or solves problems without being aware of it.

Kevin thinks he is a champion leg-wrestler. He has yet to defeat the amazing JBYRD. The world championship cage match is pending, contingent only upon final costume decisions.

Kevin has a beautiful family, they all wear hats.


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